15 and Counting

15 the day b4 yesterday.
12 yesterday.
and so far today 4. And im not talking shmall kine manini weenie , deez ARE big boys(BlueField). Bananas that is. Like monkey. thats how i feel haha. thats where that term ape shit comes from you know? from bananas. Go Bananas, Go Ape Shit. you know how big an ape is? those suckers are Bigg. Do you think they really eat bananas?
Me and Lahiki were blessed with a bunch so Gotta eat um while they ripe. when i say bunch i mean a bunch of bananas. is that the right term? i think so. a bunch has hands on it. maybe 10-15 hands, and each hand has 15-20 bananas in it. they cover half our dining table and we have more on our counter in the kitchen.
i heard last night that you can die by eating too much bananas. which really got my attention! ask what the count was and the guy said ...88. in one day? i asked. "at one sitting" he responded. "hitler tested his prisoners for potassium poisening and found out that 88 bananas wil kill a man." " hmm " i thought , with a picture of banana puree coming out of my ears, nose, eyes and then another banana being kicked in my mouth and massaged down my throat. was it the bananas that man died from?

back on topic here. ive heard that it is better to eat food in its normal state. ive read it too. freezing explodes the molecules and kills the food. thus provoking me to see how many i can eat in one day, cuz once you cut um off the tree they all get ripe . i learned its better to just peel um and eat um. they go good like that with raisins and cashews. if you blend them and throw in some almond butter then slice up one banana on top with some bee pollen that works too. the only thing about that is when your slurping and swallowing its not the same as chewing. you might get more down then you need at one sitting and end up feeling like one of hitlers experiments. But its just sooo darn GOOD! well den drink choke water... bananas are not the most hydrating thing to eat but they are constipating! so drink choke water.

gotta go gotta go more bananas to peel.